![]() Waltzing: Head up, fingers down, don't let the tattoo show.ħ. ![]() Must not keep thinking about Prince David's amazing eyes, lips, hands, shoulders, uh.wait, can I start over?Ħ. Must learn to curtsy, stifle burps, and tell the difference between a salad fork and a fruit knife. Telling the obnoxious younger royals you're going to kick them where the sun don't shine if they don't stop annoying you is guaranteed to make them follow you everywhere.Ĥ. ![]() Telling jokes you picked up from the guys on the fishing boat doesn't go over really well at a fancy ball.ģ. Asking for cocktail sauce for your oysters will make the chef cry, then faint.Ģ. Or, Things I've Learned Really Quick, As Compiled by Her Future Royal Highness- Yeah, Whatever-Christina. ![]() But they have no idea what they're in for when they offer the job to a feisty commoner.a girl who's going to need. Instead, Alaska is a rough, beautiful country ruled by a famously eccentric royal family, ostracized by the other royals, and urgently in need of a bride for the Crown Prince. In a world nearly identical to ours, the North won the Civil War, Ben Affleck is the sexiest man alive, Martha Stewart is a better pastry chef than insider trader, and Russia never sold Alaska to the U.S. ![]()
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